Thursday, January 7, 2010

Comatose & still witty

Day before yesterday, I wake up early enough to help get Jeffrey up and started on his morning routine.

I start tugging on his arm. "Wake up, wake up; come on, Jeffrey. It's time to get up."

Then I hafta go potty. So I do, but there's no TP. I call out to Jeffrey, thinking I'm so smart-- "Jeffrey, I need toilet paper! Please!"

Nothing. No dice.

I figure things out, and then go back to Jeffrey, and start tugging on his arm again, but decide to try the same tactic. "Jeffrey, Jeffrey! You've got to get up! I NEED you to get me some toilet paper!"



The child, who hasn't moved once this entire time, or showed a single sign of coherency, says with his eyes closed:

"If you can make it over to me, you can get to the toilet paper."

9 comments:

Shelly said...

LOL! I wonder where he gets that whole "hard to wake" thing...

Jen said...

Hahahaha, that is way funny, thanks for making me laugh!

C. Wilson said...

That's hilarious! And so very reproving.

stewbert said...

haha. smart kid. :)

Nana (Lonna)and Grandpa (Max) said...

I literally laughed out loud! Of course, you didn't know that you would be holding a new and fourth little son in nine more hours!

Kim Baccellia said...

Congrats on the birth of little Carter.

Kimbooly said...

Shelly-- I know, right? He's so much like me in so many ways. I am definitely hard to wake!

Jen-- I love that it made you laugh. It cracks me up.

Chastity-- I love your comment, too, about him essentially reproving me. And I think it's *totally* hilarious.

Stewbert-- Yeah, he is sharp as a tack!

Mom-- It's true. This literally happened within a day or two before Carter was born. I happened to post about it Thursday night and then had a baby a few hours later.

Kim-- Thank you! We just got home from the hospital today, and are all cooing over little Carter!

Kimbooly said...

ps-- Mom, I love that you laughed out loud. I'm telling you all, it amused me so much I kept smiling about it for a couple of days before I decided I *had* to post it. : )

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